Post by ToriJ on Oct 2, 2010 13:29:06 GMT -6
Main Cast
Tori Jacobs
Shinta Greenaway
June Greenaway
Nex
Lily Mayweather
Mary
Walter Irvine
It is 2010 for us but for them it's October of 2005! =o
Nex: King Kong ain't got nothing on me!
-Thunder roars loudly-
Nex: Ahhhhh! -runs off into the house-
Lily Mayweather: Hey all. -smokes-
Mary: Are you smoking?
Lily Mayweather: What does it look like?
Mary: You shouldn't be smoking you're only sixteen!
Lily Mayweather: ID here says I'm twenty-one.
Mary: You got a fake ID!?
Lily Mayweather: Who wants to know?
Nex: Can you get me one?
Mary: NEX!
Nex: What? I want to get into a strip club.
Mary: Why?
Nex: Why? Why!? I'm not even going to dignify that question with an answer.
Tori Jacobs: I'm not looking forward to the next Presidential Election one bit. It seems every Election we have our families fight over it.
Shinta Greenaway: Well what do you expect when a far-right family meets a far-left family and start discussing Politics?
Tori Jacobs: I can't believe anybody voted for Bush after the first four years. Why wouldn't you vote for Kerry?
Shinta Greenaway: His boring personality for one.
June Greenaway: I wanna know more about sex.
Tori Jacobs: Um. Shouldn't this be something you discuss with your own parents?
June Greenaway: I tried.
-Flash Back-
June Greenaway: I was interested in learning some more about sex.
Mr. Greenaway: Keep your legs closed. That's all you need to know.
-Now-
June Greenaway: Four words is all I'd get. My brother got six and mom always seem to shy away from such a discussion.
Tori Jacobs: Six?
June Greenaway: Dad told him to, "Keep your pecker in your pants." That's six words.
Mary: I don't think you should have sex until you're married.
Lily Mayweather: Typical Christian answer right there. And what exactly do you plan to do if you wait until you're married and the sex is bad? Can't do much of anything because now you're married to him.
Mary: What would I have to compare it to exactly?
Tori Jacobs: -wake up in hospital bed-
Walter Irvine: Good morning, Ms. Jacobs.
Tori Jacobs: -recognize British accent- Am I in London?
Walter Irvine: Yes we sailed you across the pond over night [/joke]
Tori Jacobs: Remarkable, doctor.
Shinta Greenaway: Just when you thought it was safe to go partying, a zombie decides to take a bite out of crime, sort of speak.
Nex: In Soviet Russia crime takes a bite out of you!
Walter Irvine: Shinta? That's Japanese isn't it?
Shinta Greenaway: Yeah. My mom had a thing for Japanese names. My sister got the short end of the stick.
June Greenaway: Dad called me June. Thought it'd be cute...
Drake White: Ma! I brought somebody home for Dinner.
Olivia Hart: -eyes the fourteen year old June- Isn't she a bit young for you?
Drake White: Yes because every time I bring a member of the opposite sex over it's obvious I want to romance her [/sarcasm]
Olivia Hart: Well you do have a reputation for being---
Drake White: A Ladies Man?
Olivia Hart: I was going to say a sick and twisted pervert but we'll go with your title if it makes you feel better.
June Greenaway: Couldn't be more uncomfortable.
Nex: I'm going to marry that girl some day!
Shinta Greenaway: Marry her? You haven't even talked to her.
Nex: Details, details---! Oh shush, here she comes.
Maricul: Hi, boys.
Nex: H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hi.
Maricul: See ya later. -walks away-
Shinta Greenaway: Scratch what I said earlier. You can barely talk to her.
Nex: You don't need words when you're in love!
Mary: I know this is probably a long shot but would you like to attend Church with me this Sunday? They're serving chilli after the service.
Tori Jacobs: No thanks. Saturday and Sunday I like to sleep in.
Nex: Did I hear somebody mention chilli?
Lily Mayweather: You have to sit through an old guy talking about how much he loves god.
Nex: That's worth it if chilli is involved count me in.
Tori Jacobs: Aren't your family Muslim?
Nex: Count me out.
Nex: Maybe now that you're in America it's time for us Americans to show you what REAL Football is all about.
Walter Irvine: What you call real Football we call Rugby for cissies.
Nex: Oh yeah? Well at least we drive on the RIGHT side of the road!
Walter Irvine: I can't believe I'm actually having this conversation.
Shinta Greenaway: Nex brings out the worst in all of us.
June Greenaway: Vampires exist? I knew that mark on Shinta's neck wasn't just a bad hickey.
Lily Mayweather: A bad hickey? Was that the best you could come up with?
Shinta Greenaway: I'd like to see you do better.
Lily Mayweather: I would have said I was attacked by a wild dog, who tail I proceeded to kick. A story I would repeat when trying to pick up chicks. Then after looking tough I'd take that woman I was lying to home so she can "lick" my wounds.
Shinta Greenaway: You are such a guy. The only thing you're missing are the parts.
Lily Mayweather: You can buy the parts.
Nex: We know you know about vampires.
Walter Irvine: What?
Nex: You're British. All British middle-aged people know about vampires, werewolves and tea. What's the best tea money can buy?
Walter Irvine: I don't drink tea.
Nex: YOU'RE AN IMPOSSTOR!
June Greenaway: What are you reading, father?
Mr. Greenaway: Twilight. I don't know what this Stephanie Meyer person was thinking. This is never going to catch on.
Tori Jacobs
Shinta Greenaway
June Greenaway
Nex
Lily Mayweather
Mary
Walter Irvine
It is 2010 for us but for them it's October of 2005! =o
Nex: King Kong ain't got nothing on me!
-Thunder roars loudly-
Nex: Ahhhhh! -runs off into the house-
Lily Mayweather: Hey all. -smokes-
Mary: Are you smoking?
Lily Mayweather: What does it look like?
Mary: You shouldn't be smoking you're only sixteen!
Lily Mayweather: ID here says I'm twenty-one.
Mary: You got a fake ID!?
Lily Mayweather: Who wants to know?
Nex: Can you get me one?
Mary: NEX!
Nex: What? I want to get into a strip club.
Mary: Why?
Nex: Why? Why!? I'm not even going to dignify that question with an answer.
Tori Jacobs: I'm not looking forward to the next Presidential Election one bit. It seems every Election we have our families fight over it.
Shinta Greenaway: Well what do you expect when a far-right family meets a far-left family and start discussing Politics?
Tori Jacobs: I can't believe anybody voted for Bush after the first four years. Why wouldn't you vote for Kerry?
Shinta Greenaway: His boring personality for one.
June Greenaway: I wanna know more about sex.
Tori Jacobs: Um. Shouldn't this be something you discuss with your own parents?
June Greenaway: I tried.
-Flash Back-
June Greenaway: I was interested in learning some more about sex.
Mr. Greenaway: Keep your legs closed. That's all you need to know.
-Now-
June Greenaway: Four words is all I'd get. My brother got six and mom always seem to shy away from such a discussion.
Tori Jacobs: Six?
June Greenaway: Dad told him to, "Keep your pecker in your pants." That's six words.
Mary: I don't think you should have sex until you're married.
Lily Mayweather: Typical Christian answer right there. And what exactly do you plan to do if you wait until you're married and the sex is bad? Can't do much of anything because now you're married to him.
Mary: What would I have to compare it to exactly?
Tori Jacobs: -wake up in hospital bed-
Walter Irvine: Good morning, Ms. Jacobs.
Tori Jacobs: -recognize British accent- Am I in London?
Walter Irvine: Yes we sailed you across the pond over night [/joke]
Tori Jacobs: Remarkable, doctor.
Shinta Greenaway: Just when you thought it was safe to go partying, a zombie decides to take a bite out of crime, sort of speak.
Nex: In Soviet Russia crime takes a bite out of you!
Walter Irvine: Shinta? That's Japanese isn't it?
Shinta Greenaway: Yeah. My mom had a thing for Japanese names. My sister got the short end of the stick.
June Greenaway: Dad called me June. Thought it'd be cute...
Drake White: Ma! I brought somebody home for Dinner.
Olivia Hart: -eyes the fourteen year old June- Isn't she a bit young for you?
Drake White: Yes because every time I bring a member of the opposite sex over it's obvious I want to romance her [/sarcasm]
Olivia Hart: Well you do have a reputation for being---
Drake White: A Ladies Man?
Olivia Hart: I was going to say a sick and twisted pervert but we'll go with your title if it makes you feel better.
June Greenaway: Couldn't be more uncomfortable.
Nex: I'm going to marry that girl some day!
Shinta Greenaway: Marry her? You haven't even talked to her.
Nex: Details, details---! Oh shush, here she comes.
Maricul: Hi, boys.
Nex: H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hi.
Maricul: See ya later. -walks away-
Shinta Greenaway: Scratch what I said earlier. You can barely talk to her.
Nex: You don't need words when you're in love!
Mary: I know this is probably a long shot but would you like to attend Church with me this Sunday? They're serving chilli after the service.
Tori Jacobs: No thanks. Saturday and Sunday I like to sleep in.
Nex: Did I hear somebody mention chilli?
Lily Mayweather: You have to sit through an old guy talking about how much he loves god.
Nex: That's worth it if chilli is involved count me in.
Tori Jacobs: Aren't your family Muslim?
Nex: Count me out.
Nex: Maybe now that you're in America it's time for us Americans to show you what REAL Football is all about.
Walter Irvine: What you call real Football we call Rugby for cissies.
Nex: Oh yeah? Well at least we drive on the RIGHT side of the road!
Walter Irvine: I can't believe I'm actually having this conversation.
Shinta Greenaway: Nex brings out the worst in all of us.
June Greenaway: Vampires exist? I knew that mark on Shinta's neck wasn't just a bad hickey.
Lily Mayweather: A bad hickey? Was that the best you could come up with?
Shinta Greenaway: I'd like to see you do better.
Lily Mayweather: I would have said I was attacked by a wild dog, who tail I proceeded to kick. A story I would repeat when trying to pick up chicks. Then after looking tough I'd take that woman I was lying to home so she can "lick" my wounds.
Shinta Greenaway: You are such a guy. The only thing you're missing are the parts.
Lily Mayweather: You can buy the parts.
Nex: We know you know about vampires.
Walter Irvine: What?
Nex: You're British. All British middle-aged people know about vampires, werewolves and tea. What's the best tea money can buy?
Walter Irvine: I don't drink tea.
Nex: YOU'RE AN IMPOSSTOR!
June Greenaway: What are you reading, father?
Mr. Greenaway: Twilight. I don't know what this Stephanie Meyer person was thinking. This is never going to catch on.
[FIN]
